People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
