You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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