I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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