white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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