So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I died a long time ago.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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