Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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