Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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