why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Randomize
