you guys were way drunker than both of me
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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