Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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