I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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