I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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