well I can't set my house on fire every night
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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