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• (914): View more from New York

  Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.

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• (310): View more from California

  u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.

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