Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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he was CRYING into my vagina
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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