like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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