ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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