Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Found the puke drawer
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
God, I missed his penis.
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