dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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