This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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