am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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