How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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