VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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