I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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