You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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