i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Is her dick bigger than yours?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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