may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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