Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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