if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She's just so happy...and so naked.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
