Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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