is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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