More tranny stories later!
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she looked like the before picture.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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