plz talk dirty to me
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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