I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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