Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
