So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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