guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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