Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
As shirtless as possible
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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