so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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