Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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