ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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