Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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