weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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