You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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