He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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