I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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