Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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