Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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