I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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