It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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