I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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