So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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