All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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