we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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