Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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